Shut Up and Fish Story

Old Pete had a knack for catching fish. Every weekend Old Pete went
fishing and returned with dozens of fish. Nobody knew how he did it.
When other fisherman were unable to land more than three of four, Old

Story of The Two Frog Hanging in There

Two frogs fell into a deep cream bowl.
One was a wise and cheery soul;
The other one took a gloony view
And bade his friend a sad adieu.

Said the other frog with a merry grin,
"I can't get out, but I woun't give in!
I'll swim around till my strength is spent,
Then I will die all the more content."

And as the swam, though ever it seemed,
His struggling began to churn the cream
Until on top of pure butter he stopped
And out of the bowl he quickly hopped.

The moral, you ask? Oh it's easily found:
If you can't get out, just keep swimming around.

Story of Earthly Treasures

Knowing the would die soon, a rich man had all his assets conveted
into gold bars, put them in a big bag on his bed, drapped his body over
the bag of gold, and breathed his last. When he woke up, he was at the

Story of A Bad Future Investment

Ancient Egyptians fervently believed in an afterlife, So much so that
Egyptian burial rituals are the only custom familiar to most moderns. For
thousands of years their misguided faith motivated them to build
immense tombs with an ingenuity of design, as well as a cost in labor,

A Story Of a Get a Bigger Frying Pan

Two men went fishing. One man was an experienced fisherman, the
other wasn't. Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he

A Story Of The King Of The Universe

A doctor at a mental institution was making his rounds one evening when
he heard shouting from one of the cells.