Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A Meeting with the Top Dog Story

Story title: A Meeting with the Top Dog Story

The president of the Doggie Vittles dog food company summoned his managers to an emergency meeting in his office.
 Pacing the room, he barked out a series of questions.
    "Men and women, my fellow employees! Tell me! What dog food company has the most nutrious dog food in all of America?"

  The managers all shouted back, "Doggie Vittles, sir!"
    " And what dog food company has the most attractive packaging of any dog food company in America?"
    "Doggie Vittles, sir!" they replied in unison. "And what dog food company has spent more on advertising than any other dog food company in America?"
    "Doggie Vittles, sir!"  they yelled back. The president paused before shouting out a last question. "Then why -- why aren't we selling more dog food than any other dog food company in America?"
   The room went very quiet. Finally, someone in the back of the room spoke up.
  "Well, sir, it's because the dogs don't like it."

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