The Prize funny Story

Story title: The Prize Story

A billionaire oil tycoon from Texas decided to find a husband for his only daughter, a rather homely 18 year old. He initiated his search by inviting local bachelors to a party in his backyard. A large, elegantly designed swimming pool dominated the yard. As the men edged by it to get their refreshments, they saw it was filled with man eating sharks, piranhas, alligators, and other animals that wouldn't think twice about eating you alive. Clustering beside the pool, the bachelors puzzled over the strange sight.

   Just then the tycoon appeared on the patio and gave an emotional speech, telling how much he loved his daughter and expressing how much he wanted her to marry someone deserving of her. He then laid out the Deal.
   "Anyone who will jump in the swimming pool and swim to the to the other side will have their choice of a check for one million dollars with no questions asked or the title deed to my most profitable oil field or the hand of my daughter in marriage and you place in my will, which will result in you inheriting my entire fortune."
   The bachelors were speechless. Their questioning looks seemed to say that none of them would be crazy enough to risk his life.. even for all that money.
   The long silence was finally broken by a splash. Everyone turned to see one of the men swimming to the far side of the pool as fast as any Olympic swimmer. Leaping out of the water, he shook himself and stalked back to the tycoon. With a hug and a handshake, the tycoon congratulated the young man on a fine swim. "Son, would you like a million dollar check? he asked.
   "No sir, I wouldn't, "responded the young man politely, and slightly out of breath.
   "Fine, " said the tycoon." Then would you like my most profitable oil field?"
   "No sir," he replied, getting a hold on himself. With a tear in his eye the tycoon asked," Then, my boy, would you like my only daughter's hand in marriage?"
   To the surprise of the gawking bachelors, the young man replied, "No sir."
   Puzzled and a little hurt, the tycoon asked," Well then, son, what do you want?"
   "I only want one thing," answered the young man with assurance. "I want the name of the guy who pushed me in the pool."